“No he’s in mine.” I gasped as soon as the words slipped out, knowing how bad that sounded. “I mean he helped me put on my dress...” That didn’t make it much better.
“Hey Cullen!” Jasper yelled. He and Edward were pretty close back in high school, but the break up was very...polarizing. I didn’t think they’d really spoken since then.
Edward came down the hallway and stopped as soon as he saw Jasper. “You son of a bitch!” He laughed. He smiled and shook his head. They did the man-hug and immediately dove into conversation like nothing had changed.
“Oh great. It’s Jedward part two,” I said.
“Let them have their little bromance thing for the evening. We’ll do our thing. And hopefully you’ll play with someone’s thing by the end of the night!” She squealed and clapped. Jasper set down a large pack of beer on the table and handed one to Edward.
“Are you ready?” I asked, grabbing for my purse.
“One more thing.” She stepped towards the boys. “Excuse me.” She cleared her throat. “Edward, eyes on me. I need to make sure you understand the scrunchie system.”
“Alice,” I scolded. The thought of actually having sex with someone with Edward here was mortifying.
“I’m sorry, the scrunchie system?” Edward asked, kinking his eyebrow.
“Yes.” Alice reached into her purse and pulled out three different colored scrunchies. “Green means interruptions welcome, we’re just talking or making out. Yellow means emergency interruptions if necessary, there may be touching involved and one or more of us may be shirtless or pantless. Red is a no go zone, there’s some serious business going down. Understood?”
“No. What is this for again?”
“It’s for...” Alice started.
“Alice honey, why don’t you and Bella get going.” Jasper stood up and kissed Alice before ushering us out the door. “You two have a nice time and don’t worry about us okay?” He shut the door, effectively kicking me out of my own apartment.
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